Elf-Help: Isla Soma
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- Name: Robert Burke Richardson
- Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Saturday, July 01, 2006
LOST: CYOA-b 3 (back)
What are you doing here? You can't kill a defenseless orangutan!
Forget Sawyer -- you're going back to the caves to wait for the next time Jack needs a coconut.
Forget Sawyer -- you're going back to the caves to wait for the next time Jack needs a coconut.
LOST: CYOA-b 2 (orangutan 2)
You spend the night in a quiet grove, and continue on at first light. As you approach the area Sawyer described, you keep your eyes peeled for the crimson form of the elusive orangutan... and you see something, just ahead.
Creeping ever closer, you dig a hefty stone from the earth. You haven't gotten a clear look yet, but whatever it is before you is definitely man-shaped and red.
Do you throw your stone at it, or turn back?
Creeping ever closer, you dig a hefty stone from the earth. You haven't gotten a clear look yet, but whatever it is before you is definitely man-shaped and red.
Do you throw your stone at it, or turn back?
LOST: CYOA-b 1 (orangutan)
It's a looong trek to the part of the island Sawyer described, and curiosity and boredom begin to gnaw at your focus. Do you explore a little, or continue on your way?
Monday, June 19, 2006
LOST: CYOA 11 (Walt)
Keeping an eye out for polar bears, you approach Walt.
"Hello," he says as you walk past. "What are you doing?"
"I'm looking for a coconut," you say.
"Coconut, eh?" says Walt. He closes his eyes. "I can picture one now," he says, "all brown and husky and..."
...and the bushes rustle. And a coconut rolls out!
"Weird," Walt says as he walks away. "I was just thinking about a coconut."
You take the tree-frog to Melvin, and the coconut to Jack.
"Quick!" Jack yells when he sees you approaching. "In here!"
You go into his makeshift infirmary and see him hunched over the coconut, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream from the plane in his hand.
"I'm making a Coconut Frappe," he says. "You can go now."
Sigh. You head back to your spot on the periphery of the happenin' area, happy to have completed your mission and ever watchful for your next opportunity.
Back.
"Hello," he says as you walk past. "What are you doing?"
"I'm looking for a coconut," you say.
"Coconut, eh?" says Walt. He closes his eyes. "I can picture one now," he says, "all brown and husky and..."
...and the bushes rustle. And a coconut rolls out!
"Weird," Walt says as he walks away. "I was just thinking about a coconut."
You take the tree-frog to Melvin, and the coconut to Jack.
"Quick!" Jack yells when he sees you approaching. "In here!"
You go into his makeshift infirmary and see him hunched over the coconut, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream from the plane in his hand.
"I'm making a Coconut Frappe," he says. "You can go now."
Sigh. You head back to your spot on the periphery of the happenin' area, happy to have completed your mission and ever watchful for your next opportunity.
Back.






















